IR Simulator · the investor relations simulator
Talk to any public company's investor relations team.
Pick a ticker and five topics, then have a live video call with a simulated IR representative built from two decades of what the company has told its investors. Slides update as she talks.
How it works
Pick a company
Type a name or ticker, or take one of the day's suggestions: large companies reporting within two weeks with the heaviest short interest. Your assistant reaches out to the IR team while reported financials and the most recent earnings calls are pulled together behind the scenes.
Choose 5 of 15 topics
The IR rep emails back with fifteen topics generated for that specific company from what management and analysts actually discussed: segments, named initiatives, recurring analyst questions, and risks. Pick the five you want to spend the call on.
Warm up while you wait
While your assistant confirms the agenda, you get quizzed on the company you're about to talk to: store counts, margins, guidance, what management said last quarter. Right answers earn credits and a little confetti. You walk into the call already knowing the basics.
Talk to the IR rep, on any screen
A simulated Investor Relations representative joins on video, opens with your agenda, and answers real questions with the numbers. Before each point she pushes a slide: KPI tiles, revenue and margin charts, the company's own presentation pages, and verbatim quotes with speaker and date. It works the same on a phone: the slide fills the screen, the rep sits beside scrolling captions, and one tap swaps them.
Screens shown use illustrative company names and figures.
- 15 million indexed statements from two decades of management speaking to investors: 1.6 billion words and 200,000+ hours of discussion, each statement attributed to who said it and when.
- Twenty years of financials, filings, and market data, distilled per company into the 20 to 40 numbers an IR professional is expected to know cold.
- Live research during the call. Ask something outside the briefing and she keeps talking while a background lookup reads the filings, the calls, and current news coverage, then folds the specific figure into her answer a few seconds later.
- Prepared before you arrive. Briefing, talking points, verbatim quotes, and the slide deck are built and cached before the call connects, so the conversation runs at speaking pace, not search pace.
- Slides that lead the sentence. The rep decides which slide to show as she forms a point, and the panel changes before the words are spoken.
- Guardrails. She says only what the record supports. Ask about something it doesn't cover and she'll tell you so rather than guess.
For investors: rehearse before it counts
- Prep for an earnings call, a management meeting, or a conference by hearing the company's own narrative on the topics you care about.
- Pressure-test a thesis: ask about margins, guidance, or capital allocation and hear exactly what management committed to, and when.
- Learn what analysts have been skeptical about and how management responded, quarter after quarter.
- Get up to speed on an unfamiliar name in ten minutes instead of reading eight quarters of material.
For founders: learn how public companies think
- Study how a company in your space explains strategy, pricing, unit economics, and headwinds to its owners.
- Understand a potential customer, partner, or acquirer: what they are investing in, what they are cutting, and what they call a priority.
- Hear the questions professional analysts ask, so you can answer them before your own investors do.
- Learn the vocabulary of an earnings call, from written orders and backlog to operating leverage and capital returns.
For IR teams: meet investors who want to build with you
- Let the simulator take the first conversation, so your team's time goes to the ones that need a person.
- See who goes beyond the quarter: the investors asking about strategy and the three-year plan, not just the print.
- Start every real meeting further along, with investors who already know your story in your own framing.
- Turn interest into relationships with the investors who stay through a rough quarter and bring ideas.
We train an avatar on your own narrative, in your own voice and likeness if you like, that speaks with your investors around the clock, screens for the ones who want to engage, and hands your team a summary of every conversation. For public companies, private companies preparing to go public, and investment organizations.